Sunday, April 20, 2014

ANTONIN SCALIA, "Supreme Court Justice" | Meets Vatican Pope Francis RE Judging Gays, Minorities and Women


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) -- Responding to Pope Francis's suggestion that the Pope is not capable of judging gays, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia contacted the Vatican today to say that he would be "more than happy" to help the Pontiff do so.

"If he's having trouble judging homosexuals, well, then I'm his man," Scalia told reporters after making his offer. "I have over a quarter century of professional experience."

Justice Scalia said that he was sympathetic to Pope Francis's difficulty in judging gays, but added, "Once he spends a few weeks watching the master at work, I'm sure he'll get the hang of it."

"I wasn't great at judging homosexuals my first year in the job, either," he said. "But now I can do it without thinking."

Justice Scalia said that once Pope Francis feels confident about his ability to judge gays, he would help the Pontiff learn how to judge minorities and women.

Mafioso Pelosi Too

[sidebar:  But of course the ITALIAN MAFIA are always going to be happiest when they do what they do and aren't stopped by other than what they've decided is "God".]


  1. Does anyone doubt Scalia, Pelosi, and the ROBERTS 'Supreme Court' aren't a continuance of the ideology that the SECRET CULT is MAFIA? They're known and think they're still secret!

    Italian Mafia, Vatican SOVEREIGN as Mussolini carefully constructed for the global system we're moving into digital slaves is easy for the mafia technocrat bots.

  2. Italian Mafia, Vatican, Israeli Mossad, Mussolini, Popes, Hopes, One World New World Order Criminally Insane, Worst of our Species